The Lair of the White Worm by Bram Stoker
Three villains, zero thrills, and more swooning than scares.
Tales of an Ancient Empire (2010)
Green screens, yellow lighting, and a plot that ends mid-sputter… what could go wrong?
Unzoned by Measha Stone
This could be a fine rump-smacking naughty read… if one can get past the hero’s antics.
Sleepwalkers (1992)
Plot? Who needs one when you have incestuous cat monsters?
Day 13 (2020)
Babysitting meets satanic panic in this tepid teen thriller.
Darkest Hour / Wake Thy Power (2024)
Repetitive plots and missed comedic marks.
If I Can’t Reach You / Let My Song Teach You (2024)
Flat and forgettable.
In the Still of the Night by Terry Lawrence
The heroine tries very hard to find excuses not to fall in love.
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Brontë
Victorian drama meets cosmic karma in a feminist soap opera for the ages.
Dangerous Lessons by Naomi Aoki
The lesson here is to make an effort to flesh out your characters before you do anything else.