Reboot by Simon Carter
No boot to this reboot.
No boot to this reboot.
The first season comes to a close, and this one would be totally meh were not for the gore in the first segment.
Ooh, another American going to Europe to find a hot local to shag. Oh, with some lame horror stuff thrown in.
Zombies, zombies! Boring, boring zombies! Zom-bore, zom-boring, zom-blah zombies…
Nothing here is going to be exciting enough to rouse Cthulhu out from the seas, but it’s okay in its own right.
Please let it all end before it kills all my remaining brain cells.
Yes, this one is as fun as the tool in the title hitting me between my eyes.
This embarrassing thing should have been buried deep under.
Oh, another solid episode! Looks like the people behind this show have finally found their groove.
I think they forgot this was supposed to be a horror film and did a boring Lifetime-tier soap opera instead.