Full Service (2020)
So, who’s up for a game of sexy musical chairs with seven hot masseurs?
So, who’s up for a game of sexy musical chairs with seven hot masseurs?
Yup, this is the last one until the next season, whenever that may be. Phew!
It’s sad when the previous movie adaptations of this franchise fare so much better in comparison to this soulless bore of a flick.
Oh god, when will it ever end?
If only the heroine could get rid of the infatuated billionaire, so that she could find a solution for all her woes…
This is the end… oh wait, they are coming back for a third season? Why?
This is a wonderful holiday for the heroine, as everything ends up perfect. Nice, but it’s also kind of boring to read, to be honest.
It’s going to end soon. It’s going to end soon.
Neill Blomkamp’s triumphant return is a terrific sleeping aid. Even the jump scares fail to keep one awake.
The second segment is easily the worst things I’ve seen so far on this show. Can this show get any worse?