Gospel of Deceit (2006)
This movie does one thing right: getting the hot guy out of his shirt as often as possible.
Dean of the Dead Presents: Holiday Horrors (2023)
A bloody misstep or a gory love letter?
You Have a Lot to Learn About Pirates (2024)
The people at Lucasfilm have a lot to learn about pacing.
Can’t Say I Remember No At Attin (2024)
Can’t say I remember much about this episode at all.
D-Railed (2018)
A train wreck, and not in a fun way.
Dead 7 (2016)
A movie where boyband members past their prime go to die.
Very Interesting, As an Astrogation Problem (2024)
Why do the people of Lucasfilm keep dragging out their shows?
Chopping Mall (1986)
4 out of 5 Killbots, with a bonus point for gratuitous thirst trap shirtlessness.
Way, Way Out Past the Barrier (2024)
Things move along, so it’s not as meh as the last episode. Still not much to get excited over, though.
This Could Be a Real Adventure (2024)
It’s not great, but it’s not terrible. In other words, whatever.