Candy Corn (2019)
Tony Todd’s presence in a movie is fast becoming a warning to stay away from it…
Yummy (2019)
Inconsiderate zombies attack folks that are at a hospital for plastic surgery.
Star Strider by Luke Sharp
Hey, it’s Luke Sharp! Turn around and walk away, folks.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
Is this, what, the 200th remake or reboot or sequel in the last 20 years alone? Can we just let this franchise die?
My Cowboy Crush by Allie Bock
Is it healthy that the heroine is close to having a nervous breakdown each time the hero even breathes in her vicinity?
Midlife Crisis by Belinda Bennett
Thankfully, this one is short enough to prevent me from experiencing one myself.
Delusional Love by Samuel Alexander
Friendship is magic, and so is the protagonist’s chubby ass as he puts out in exchange for validation about his life choices.
Owned by the Hitman by Alexis Abbott
Oh, to think I’m expecting an actual homicidal hitman here. Silly me.
Ghost Ship (1993)
Let it go! Let it go! Turn away and slam the door! I’m FRE-EEE-EEE!
Crying on the Bathroom Floor by Will Young
That’s what I call an album title!
