The following places can lead you down a rabbit hole into a bizarre, befuddling, confusing, and sometimes nonsensical trip down memory lane where the checkered history of this website is concerned. Browse at your own peril. We will not issue refunds for wasted time.
This repository of recaps of reality TV shows (Survivor, American Idol, etc) and music videos existed in the early 2000s, and we had fun… or we thought we did, until we realized that these shows were driving us slowly but surely into loathing all humanity and wishing that all life on Earth would end in a glorious orgy of destruction.
Here’s a museum to showcase various old, discontinued, and side-lined content of the website from its conception in 1999 to sometime in the early 2000s. Articles, parody sites, and third-party services that helped shape what the website was back then, now preserved here for posterity.
Previously hosted on Neocities. Originally a memorial of the COVID-19 lockdown era, but nowadays we are no longer sure what this is anymore.
We play and abandon too many games for our own good, so here is a place to memorialize all the characters that we’ve made, played, and said goodbye to for one reason or the other.