Main cast: Meghan Markle, Prince Harry, Misan Harriman, Abigail Spencer, Serena Williams, and Tyler Perry
Director: Liz Garbus

Yay, it’s the end of the line!

Episode #1.6 is all about their flight from Canada to LA, which Harry claims is the place where he and the wife and the kids are finally safe and free.

Wait, what’s wrong with Canada, you ask? Well, the global conspiracy against Sainted Meghan and her Hairy Lapdog exposed to the world where the family was staying, so they are now forced to flee to the super private utopia called LA, where no camera will ever be shoved in front of them ever again.

Tyler Perry, whom I assume was appointed by President Brandon as the ambassador to the UK or something, apparently gave them free use of his mansion. He tells the camera that he sympathizes with the Sainted Meghan because her father was a meanie just like his was to him, while she says that he wrote her a letter prior to her wedding and he adds the she called him in tears about needing a place to say in LA.

Mr Perry finally says that Meghan’s fears about everything are valid. The Royal Family will destroy her just like they did with Harry’s mom! She is being abused, just like his own mother was abused.

Wait, what? So, an abused woman lives in a luxurious mansion she doesn’t pay a single cent of her own for, has maids and nannies to do her every bidding, and runs around in LA desperately trying to carve herself some kind of entertainment career only to have everything cancelled? Oh, what a tragic victim of abuse.

She’s going to move on to Tyler Perry once she’s turned Harry into a desiccated husk, am I right? I suppose, even if the alleged stories about Mr Perry’s preferred sex partners are true, there is always the lucrative career of professional bearding… that, and an untimely fall down the stairs.

Sainted Meghan, and occasionally, Harry when he’s given permission to have some screen time, bleat on and on about how she is truly a victim of the ages, from the constantly repeated stories about the Monarchy doing a hit job on them to having to spend lockdown inside a huge mansion.

That’s right, all those people whining about losing their jobs during the lockdown era are pansies that know nothing of the true suffering Sainted Meghan of the Markle endured: having to be stuck in a big mansion with Harry and the kids, oh the horror. Okay, being stuck in the same house as Harry for any long period of time sounds like a trying ordeal, but still, what an imbecile. Did she borrow that script from her alleged BFF Ellen DeGeneres?

This vacuous moron is so out of touch with reality that she manages to make herself look like an insufferable twat of all twats in a show that she herself has full control over. It takes an unheard of levels of imbecility to fail this hard, so… er, congratulations, I guess.

Anyway, instead of watching this episode and be subjected to Sainted Meghan’s painful voice, I’d recommend watching Harry and Meghan: Escaping the Palace instead. That movie isn’t good by any stretch of the imagination, but who knows, maybe some unintentional comedy can be had there, while this one is actually the worst episode of the season because of the toxic levels of delusion and lack of self awareness.

So, here ends the painfully unnecessary show called Harry & Meghan, and let’s never speak of it or those two insufferable dullards ever again.