Sharon Sharalike (1999)
The Crypt Keeper is now your Sunday school teacher lecturing you like a nag,

The Crypt Keeper is now your Sunday school teacher lecturing you like a nag,

Two idiots ask a local goddess to make them be completely honest with one another. Guess what happens next.

These people will find any excuse to move into a creepy old house.

You get a jump scare, YOU GET A JUMP SCARE!

May the Force grant us all better TV shows ahead.

The second to last episode is more like a mid-season filler.

Bad writing aside, Stellan Skarsgard finally gets his moment. Oh, and no Andor, yay!

Welcome to the final leg of the season that will soon be over.

Who cares, the season is almost over. Let’s go and get it over with!

Dead daughter? Just get a doll and bind her soul to it. What can go wrong?
