Golgotha (2025)
Humans bad, dolphins good. Or something.

Humans bad, dolphins good. Or something.

Phew, finally a proper episode in this season!

Don’t worry, this is not some OnlyFans stunt gone wrong.

Pretty, but ultimately forgettable.

Mildly amusing, but pointless.

So, the first episode of the fourth season is about… a concert?!

The Crypt Keeper is now your Sunday school teacher lecturing you like a nag,

Two idiots ask a local goddess to make them be completely honest with one another. Guess what happens next.

These people will find any excuse to move into a creepy old house.

You get a jump scare, YOU GET A JUMP SCARE!
