The Real Monsters (2025)
The real losers are those that watched this utterly putrid show.
Category:Idiot Box Reviews
Waste Not, Haunt Not (1999)
Kids, don’t throw biohazardous wastes in… wait, what are kids even doing with those things?!!
Emergence (2025)
Still dumb, but the end is an episode away, so thank god for that.
The Fly (2025)
Are we not even pretending anymore that this is a horror sci-fi thing?
In Space, No One… (2025)
Noah Hawley continues to demonstrate why all his past attempts to get a show going were cancelled or scrapped.
Imaginary Friend (1999)
If you are bullied, kiddies, pray hard that a ghost will come save you.
Observation (2025)
Nothing much happens… but at least the characters also take a break from competing in the idiocy Olympics.
Metamorphosis (2025)
This show is starting to make me miss Alien: Resurrection intensely.
Mr. October (2025)
In space, no intelligent life form remains.
Neverland (2025)
Oh god, do we need another Alien show?