So Very Attractive (1999)
Women must be content with their looks and their lots, or they will be cowed into doing so!

Women must be content with their looks and their lots, or they will be cowed into doing so!

Moral of the day: kiddies don’t steal or the ghosts will bully you into submission.

Hello, kiddies. Today we learn that wanting to win in a competition is bad.

Kids that misbehave? Let’s terrorize them into submission!

The real losers are those that watched this utterly putrid show.

Kids, don’t throw biohazardous wastes in… wait, what are kids even doing with those things?!!

Still dumb, but the end is an episode away, so thank god for that.

Are we not even pretending anymore that this is a horror sci-fi thing?

Noah Hawley continues to demonstrate why all his past attempts to get a show going were cancelled or scrapped.

If you are bullied, kiddies, pray hard that a ghost will come save you.
