
American Doll Posse by Tori Amos
Tori Amos is… brace yourself… boring.

Tori Amos is… brace yourself… boring.
Tori Amos enters the club, and we’re all confused.
The harpsichord-fueled breakup album that became her biggest hit somehow.
Tori Amos trades seething fury for a dose of “What is she talking about?!”
It’s an emotional boot camp with a piano soundtrack.
A masterpiece of melancholy and mall muzak.
It may indeed be over between her and I, and it’s heartbreaking.
Alanis Morissette wants you to know that, no matter how hard your life may be, hers is worse.
It’s not a Jeremy Renner OnlyFans, but I’ll take what I get. Oh baby, I’ll take this alright.
Embrace the church of Kodaline, people, and breathe hallelujah.