Symphony by Sarah Brightman
It’s 100% symphony orchestra here, but the songs sound dreadfully familiar.
Category:Type: Pop
Hard Candy by Madonna
Why is Madonna trying so hard to sound like five years behind time?
Rockferry by Duffy
That voice, you’ll love it or hate it.
Funky Dory by Rachel Stevens
Too bad the whole thing is more like a Bloody Boring affair.
One of the Boys by Katy Perry
Katy Perry kisses a girl and hopes she’d grow up to become Pink.
Spirit by Leona Lewis
Leona Lewis springs out of the gate… well, limping. Blandly.
Life in Cartoon Motion by Mika
What adorable music from sexy little pixie!
My December by Kelly Clarkson
Oh, it’s so cold and sad, gag.
Insomniac by Enrique Iglesias
Don’t tell anyone, but I think my torrid fling with this dude is over.
Elliott Yamin by Elliott Yamin
Swoon, that voice! That voice! Oh, the songs aren’t bad either.
