The Crossing by Sophie B Hawkins
Hmm, this one takes a few spins to get a feel for. Mixed feelings abound.
Category:Type: Pop
The Female Boss by Tulisa
A boss shouldn’t be this average and forgettable.
Red by Taylor Swift
The best song here is that bimbo anthem about never ever getting back together.
The Midsummer Station by Owl City
Someone thought it was a good idea to let this guy sing with less autotune. Uh oh.
Ora by Rita Ora
Meet UK’s own… uh., Katy Perry? Ke$ha? She has to be something, surely!
Take Me Home by One Direction
This has to be the catchiest collection of songs pressuring girls to have sex with these guys.
Up All Night by One Direction
The creepy and ugly boys want to do things to you. Scarring things. But their songs are catchy.
Sticks + Stones by Cher Lloyd
The silly cow thinks she’s Neneh Cherry or something.
Born This Way by Lady Gaga
Someone is trying way too hard to emulate Madonna, Cher, Cyndi, and other more fabulous divas.
Bright Lights by Ellie Goulding
Success comes in the form of an Elton John cover, but the originals are better.
