1000 Forms of Fear by Sia
Sia discovers a new generation of dreamy little girls who would ordain her as the spokesperson for their little earthquakes.
Category:Type: Pop
5 Seconds of Summer by 5 Seconds of Summer
We have Iggy Azalea and now we have this. What is wrong with Australia?
Ultraviolence by Lana Del Rey
I’m not sure what happened, but the best song is a cover version.
Pure Heroine by Lorde
Since when did Lana Del Rey come up with a new album?
Born to Die by Lana Del Rey
If Tori Amos and Suzanne Vega somehow have a child together, that child would make this album.
Born Naked by RuPaul
RuPaul may be born naked, but she’s also covered in cheese.
In the Lonely Hour by Sam Smith
Oh, screw dignity. BEST ALBUM OF 2014!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MARRY ME SAM SMITH I LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This Is What I Do by Boy George
The songs could have been great, but it’s pretty obvious that Boy George can no longer sing like he used to.
Till Death Do Us Party by Adore Delano
The mermaid polish-remover from Azusa just wants everyone to PARTY, PARTY, PARTY.
If You Wait by London Grammar
No, she’s not Amy Lee and they are not Evanescence. This could be a good or a bad thing, depending on how much teen angst you like in your music.