I’m Not Bossy, I’m the Boss by Sinéad O’Connor
She’s driving the blade deep into one’s heart even as she molests the person’s jacket in loving, obscene ways.
Category:Music Reviews
Hymn by Sarah Brightman
Dear god, make it stop.
Norman Fucking Rockwell! by Lana Del Rey
Everyone’s favorite chain-smoking, slurry drunken aunt is back for another party of one.
Lover by Taylor Swift
She goes full circle back to pop-country and damn it, I can’t unlike her at all.
Staying at Tamara’s by George Ezra
Hello there, my boyfriend with that gorgeous voice. Keep singing while I iron the laundry, thanks.
Happiness Begins by Jonas Brothers
Yes, happiness begins from the rear ends of the three lads.
Divinely Uninspired to a Hellish Extent by Lewis Capaldi
The male Adele has arrived, ladies and gentlemen.
Madame X by Madonna
Madonna’s plan to stay relevant is to be boring and woke in her best Minnie Mouse voice.
Witness by Katy Perry
Tay Tay’s evil older stepsister is trying so, so hard.
Melodrama by Lorde
Lorde lost her boyfriend, so this is her sad album.
