Disco by Kylie Minogue
How can Kylie Minogue make disco music sound so sedate and snooze-inducing?
Category:Music Reviews
Plastic Hearts by Miley Cyrus
Hannah Montana: older, divorced, drunk, and love-starved.
Dreaming the Dark by Tamaryn
How a great song ruins the rest of the otherwise solid songs in this album.
folklore by Taylor Swift
Oh look, it’s Taylor Del Rey! Or is that Lana Swift?
One Day at a Time by Kodaline
Embrace the church of Kodaline, people, and breathe hallelujah.
Birthplace by Novo Amor
It’s like Five for Fighting gone all folk and Enya.
Velvet by Adam Lambert
Mister Lambert strikes out on his own to do his own thing, and it’s the same thing as before, only duller.
Life by Boy George and Culture Club
Culture Club is back… and they are so old and mellow now.
Catfights and Spotlights by Sugababes
Boys are going la-la, trying to get my ya-ya… How can I resist?
Therapy Sessions by David Archuleta
This is his most personal album, which is equivalent to a postcard that sings.
