Shawn Mendes by Shawn Mendes
Shawn Mendes wants you to know that he is straight and will love you ladies long, long time with his totally heterosexual pee-pee.
Category:Music Reviews
DNA by Backstreet Boys
The grandfathers of all boybands are back once again and it’s business as usual.
Limitless by The Piano Guys
Nice, but it’d be nicer if they get a bit more… experimental.
Finding It Hard to Smile by lovelytheband
Here is Broken and… uh, some other songs.
reputation by Taylor Swift
Taylor Swift is stepping up with songs about drunk driving and peen cravings, and yes, it is all your fault that she’s this way.
A Legendary Christmas by John Legend
Sadly, listening to this fellow singing about Santa and sleighs doesn’t evoke the mood to make babies like his other, less Christmas-y tunes.
Harry Styles by Harry Styles
After One Direction, it’s time for the members to release solo albums and see which one of them will end up in rehab first.
Whatever by Adore Delano
Well, at least it’s a decent impersonation of a rock album…
Younger Now by Miley Cyrus
Alright, what happened to that fun, messy Miley Cyrus? Thor’s brother, bring her back, damn it!
Caution by Mariah Carey
Oh dear, isn’t there another kind of music this dear can do?