DNCE by DNCE
Joe Jonas is secretly watching you undress, touching himself, and these are the songs that result.
Category:Music Reviews
Illuminate by Shawn Mendes
Here are more love songs from that creepy stalker who will one day show up in your room carrying a knife.
Joanne by Lady Gaga
This is the closest you will ever get to old school Lady Gaga, when Pokerface and Just Dance were solid beats.
Poundcake by Alaska Thunderfuck
Alaska Thunderfuck wants you to know what she really thinks about the RuPaul’s Drag Race fandom.
Dangerous Woman by Ariana Grande
Wrinkle your nose at her all you want, but she’s doing much better than Britney and other pop tarts when it comes to serving it.
Thank You by Meghan Trainor
Buoyed by her success, this young lady now channels her delusions full force into her music.
Last Year Was Complicated by Nick Jonas
The Taylor Lautner of the music scene is giving people increasingly fewer reasons to care about him.
Glory by Britney Spears
Why do they keep giving these nicely made songs to Britney Spears? Seems like a waste of money.
Beneath the Skin by Of Monsters and Men
These folks are simply too fabulous this time around.
This Is Acting by Sia
How many times can she write the same song over and over, before people start to point fingers at her?
