The Piper (2023)
Wait, this isn’t the version of the film I was looking for…
Category:Film Reviews
Carnifex (2022)
There’s a monster in the Australian woods… well, for maybe ten minutes total anyway.
The Sacrifice Game (2023)
Time and brain cells are the real sacrifices one must make for watching this thing.
Suitable Flesh (2023)
The kid from those The Babysitter movies is all grown up and ready to Lovecraft.
Bad CGI Gator (2023)
This movie is dumb and bad, and it owns it, so I guess that makes it kind of cute.
Mary Had a Little Lamb (2023)
Good lord, are no fairy tales safe from these people?
Thanksgiving (2023)
The only thing that kills me here is how hot Patrick Dempsey is.
The Puppetman (2023)
This is a surprisingly decent film!
Dreamkatcher (2020)
This one doesn’t try too hard to stand out from the rest of the generic creepy house movies out there.
All Fun and Games (2023)
The scariest thing here is how Asa Butterfield is getting old very quickly before my eyes.
