The Cabin in the Woods (2011)
Is this the greatest horror movie meme ever?
Category:Film Reviews
Arachnid (2001)
Giant alien spider versus walking bags of meat.
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
Stephen King is the prophet of the Elder Gods!
Prince of Darkness (1987)
A big cylinder full of Satan goo is going to end all existence!
The Thing (1982)
The thing is long, throbbing, warm, and oozing… definitely one for the history books.
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024)
It’s not exactly a good movie, but it’s a massive improvement over the previous entry!
Tarot (2024)
I pull a reversed the Sun card for this thing.
Sous la Seine (2024)
This one is pretty dumb, but it’s likely more entertaining than the actual Olympics this year!
Atlas (2024)
Meh. Atlas shrugged.
The Seventh Day (2021)
Guy Pearce as a hot priest? Sold!