Dead 7 (2016)
A movie where boyband members past their prime go to die.
Category:Film Reviews
Chopping Mall (1986)
4 out of 5 Killbots, with a bonus point for gratuitous thirst trap shirtlessness.
Necronomicon (1993)
A slimy, tentacle-filled anthology of body horror and bad decisions.
The Piano (1993)
A movie that plays you right in the soul.
Witch (2024)
Amateur costumes, bendy swords, and script chaos make this a laughable slog.
Road Train (2010)
All about the hell mobile with blood, sweat, and Bob Morley.
Raw Force (1982)
A critique of low-budget lunacy, or how I learned to stop worrying and love the jade zombies.
Python (2000)
A sssslithering mess of snakes, stars, and silliness.
Ghosts of Mars (2001)
The real horror is how forgettable it is.
Prom Night III: The Last Kiss (1990)
Killer laughs, campy chaos, and a ghostly prom queen’s wrath.