Madame Web (2024)
Watching cape crap these days is like having the front seat as Rome burns.
Watching cape crap these days is like having the front seat as Rome burns.
With all those memes about this thing, I was expecting something so bad that it’s awesome. I was wrong.
This is why you don’t do demonic woo-woo on live TV.
Can someone please give Frank Grillo a halfway decent role?
Believe it or not, this is an actual Anaconda sequel, just made in China.
Oh goody, here’s another movie about city morons running to their deaths in the wilderness.
Who would have thought that a movie like this would be so awwww-cute?
Poor Cthulhu. He can’t catch a break from pesky unwanted guests to his watery abode.
What a waste. With some tweaks, this one could have been awesome.
We should send more obnoxious influencers into haunted houses!