Besetment (2017)
Hillbilly mommy isn’t kidding when she wants a bride for marry her mentally challenged son ASAP.
Category:Film Reviews
Moonlight (2016)
Take away some of its pretentious arthouse movie gimmicks, and there is a beautiful story to be had here.
The Northlander (2016)
Oh no, you don’t want to watch this thing, even if you are a bleeding heart that wants to support indie filmmakers. You really don’t.
Transformers: The Last Knight (2017)
Please don’t. Let this thing die. It really needs to die, so LET IT DIE.
Once Upon a Time in Venice (2017)
This movie wants to be funny, but it isn’t. It wants to be sexy, but it also isn’t that as well.
Eat Locals (2017)
It’s a vampire get-together to remember, even if the movie itself isn’t quite amazing.
Finding Dory (2016)
Do we really need to give Ellen DeGeneres a big paycheck for being her usual obnoxious self?
The Shadow Effect (2017)
Okay, this is a dreary low-budget indie movie but who cares? The hot lead actor takes it off, so yay, happiness.
The Mummy (2017)
Oh god, this one is excruciating. Please bring back Brendan Fraser and Rachel Weisz.
Gremlin (2017)
This has nothing to do with those cute murderous critters from those 1980s movies – this one has more in common with a heart attack.
