Last Christmas (2019)
Still a better love story than that of Jon Snow and Daenerys, I guess.
Category:Film Reviews
The Banana Splits Movie (2019)
Everything you hear about degenerate furries is true…
Jumanji: The Next Level (2019)
The sequel does the same things as the previous movie, only in far less interesting ways.
Frozen II (2019)
I’m still shocked by just how much this movie sucker-punched me in the gut.
Somos Tr3s (2018)
If you are looking for a movie equivalent of a MMF romance, this is it, complete with explicit stuff. It’s Argentinian, after all.
The Lodgers (2017)
All that build-up, all that tension… only to end up being a piffle.
Charlie’s Angels (2019)
I’m starting to suspect that there is a conspiracy in Hollywood to turn feminism into joke.
Antrum: The Deadliest Film Ever Made (2018)
People die watching the film within this film, ooh. Maybe they voluntarily exited their lives after watching this thing.
Puppet Master: The Littlest Reich (2018)
This tasteless little thing is an insult to the franchise, but the splatter is A+.
6-Headed Shark Attack (2018)
Oh, for god’s sake.
