The Monkey (2025)
A Stephen King adaptation that doesn’t embarrass itself that much? Must be a good day.
Category:Film Reviews
Longlegs (2024)
Here’s one of the TikTok Explainer Industrial Complex’s favorite movies of 2024.
Resident Evil: Death Island (2023)
Same old dead meat, different day.
The Breach (2022)
Bless the folks behind this movie, they really tried.
Joker: Folie à Deux (2024)
A deranged, self-important disaster only a studio on fire would approve.
The Old Guard 2 (2025)
Sheesh. Is there anything out there that is good to watch anymore?
Jurassic World Rebirth (2025)
The dinosaurs won’t die, and neither will this franchise, sigh.
Two Evil Eyes (1990)
Two horror legends phone in while Harvey Keitel makes it weirdly hot.
Careful What You Wish For (2015)
A Jonas Brother, some beige sex, and a plot you can predict while asleep.
Final Destination Bloodlines (2025)
Death’s back, baby, and he’s still running on autopilot.