Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire (2023)
A slow-motion snoozefest that makes you wish for the sweet release of a Death Star blast.
Category:Film Reviews
Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)
Space, time, and studio execs collide in a demonic jigsaw puzzle. Pinhead’s here, but coherence isn’t.
Hellraiser III: Hell on Earth (1992)
Pinhead trades existential dread for cheesy one-liners and viewers trade 97 minutes of their lives for a nap. A true hell on earth.
Anacondas: Trail of Blood (2009)
Anacondas: Trail of Blood slithers into absurdity with rubbery CGI, laughable acting, and nonsensical plot.
Hellbound: Hellraiser II (1988)
Puzzle boxes meet psychiatry in a sequel that is as necessary as sunscreen in the underworld.
Hellraiser (1987)
The film that started it all for fans of pins in the head…
Dead Alive (1992)
Before he consorted with hobbits, Peter Jackson indulged in degenerate gross-out-serry that will give genteel folks seizures.
The Cabin in the Woods (2011)
Is this the greatest horror movie meme ever?
Arachnid (2001)
Giant alien spider versus walking bags of meat.
In the Mouth of Madness (1994)
Stephen King is the prophet of the Elder Gods!
