Rosario (2025)
Boo! Except, not in a good way.
Category:Film Reviews
Elevator Game (2023)
Dumb waiter, going down!
The Moor (2023)
How to waste a perfectly good moor.
Wolf Man (2025)
It wants to be deep and different, except it isn’t really.
The Monkey (2025)
A Stephen King adaptation that doesn’t embarrass itself that much? Must be a good day.
Longlegs (2024)
Here’s one of the TikTok Explainer Industrial Complex’s favorite movies of 2024.
Resident Evil: Death Island (2023)
Same old dead meat, different day.
The Breach (2022)
Bless the folks behind this movie, they really tried.
Joker: Folie à Deux (2024)
A deranged, self-important disaster only a studio on fire would approve.
The Old Guard 2 (2025)
Sheesh. Is there anything out there that is good to watch anymore?