Fantasy Island (2020)
This is one island people go to feel cheated out of their time and money.
Category:Film Reviews
Brahms: The Boy II (2020)
Talk about an unnecessary and uninteresting sequel that nobody asks for.
Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)
Sonic needs a hug, and you better give it to him. Or else.
The Gentlemen (2019)
All the scruffiest, sleaziest male eye candies are gathered in a single film for me to enjoy. Bless.
The Babysitter (2017)
Surely, having Samara Weaving as one’s babysitter should be more enjoyable than this.
Color Out of Space (2019)
Well, it won’t be as meme-able as “NOT THE BEES!!!” but this isn’t necessarily a bad thing.
Morbid Stories (2019)
They can’t even spell “vomit” right for the title, these idiots.
Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) (2020)
It’s much better than the trailer would lead you to think.
Await Further Instructions (2018)
This flick turns out to be a big eff you to BBC, CNN, etc… only it’s a decade too late.
Science Fiction Volume One: The Osiris Child (2016)
Maybe it would have been so much better if Kellan Lutz hadn’t worn a shirt throughout.
