Fast X (2023)
Same old crap, but with resurrection magic now.
Category:Film Reviews
Vikingulven (2022)
Even Norway is not free of tired, played-out werewolf tropes!
Allegoria (2022)
The best thing about this failed attempt at whatever it is is that we have something going around offing pretentious knobs.
Disquiet (2023)
Ooh, I didn’t know Jonathan Rhys Meyer can play the psycho killer sort well!
Deep Sea Mutant Snake (2022)
China’s love affair with monster snakes can be horrible and embarrassing to behold.
Malum (2023)
This movie is a remake of the director’s own movie, and he couldn’t even make it any more coherent?
The Black Demon (2023)
Don’t be fooled like I was by the poster: this is another movie about the evils of oil and what not.
Eli (2019)
Were not for the main cast, this one would have been a forgettable jump scare snooze festival.
John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)
I never imagined I would say this, but John Wick is slowly outstaying his welcome.
Scream VI (2023)
Wait, didn’t I just sit through the same crap just a few months ago?