Day Shift (2022)
I’m really digging hot daddy Jamie Foxx, action man. Now take off his shirt more often, and life will be perfect.
Category:Film Reviews
The Gray Man (2022)
Bad facial hair, terrible dialogues… there are so many other spy action movies that do what this one does, only much better.
Kill List (2011)
Someone is trying too hard to look smart today, I see.
Men (2022)
Alex Garland wants to apologize to everyone for being male.
Prey (2022)
This one is certainly much better than the last Predator movie!
Megaboa (2021)
It’s a bad movie that isn’t bad enough to transcend into brilliance. In other words: pointless.
Denied (2004)
Teddypig points a finger at a movie about being a bisexual ass’s side piece. Guess which finger it is.
Hamam (1997)
Sexy bathhouse shenanigans have Teddypig reminiscing fondly about the good old days of bathhouses in… uh… yeah.
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)
Wanda tries to destroy the MCU. Shame that she doesn’t succeed.
Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore (2022)
This movie franchise really needs a reboot or a merciful pull of the plug.
