
Cruel Jaws (1995)
A masterclass in unintentional comedy, probably better than those Jaws sequels.

A masterclass in unintentional comedy, probably better than those Jaws sequels.
Tentacles and a titanic lack of logic.
A bloody good time for all the worst reasons.
It’s awful timing to snort a few lines when a zombie apocalypse breaks out.
It’s not bad, but at the same time, it’s so formulaic and nondescript.
The wolves look more like sad, depressed hyenas.
More like dead before it even began.
A vampire tale with more bite than budget.
A more appropriate title for this movie is Stupid Humans.
Fog, gore, and a whole lot of what the heck.