Clown in a Cornfield (2025)
There is zero original or interesting idea in this thing.

There is zero original or interesting idea in this thing.

Nobody cares what it did at the box-office.

One of the progenitors of the present day jump scare haunted house movies, but it’s a mercifully funny kind of bad.

Yay, another modern sequel that craps on the established lore of a franchise!

A beautiful disaster, minus the beauty.

A surgery that turns you into a lobster? How can this go wrong?

Watch it for the neon. Stay for David Warner.

Well, it sure did bury the careers of most of the cast!

Mario Lopez appears in tight underpants, but try staying awake long enough for that.

A rare 1980s Italian horror film that makes sense. Well, almost.
