
Saint Dracula 3D (2012)
A bloody good time for all the worst reasons.

A bloody good time for all the worst reasons.
It’s awful timing to snort a few lines when a zombie apocalypse breaks out.
It’s not bad, but at the same time, it’s so formulaic and nondescript.
The wolves look more like sad, depressed hyenas.
More like dead before it even began.
A vampire tale with more bite than budget.
A more appropriate title for this movie is Stupid Humans.
Fog, gore, and a whole lot of what the heck.
This movie does one thing right: getting the hot guy out of his shirt as often as possible.
A bloody misstep or a gory love letter?