The Piano (1993)
A movie that plays you right in the soul.
A movie that plays you right in the soul.
Amateur costumes, bendy swords, and script chaos make this a laughable slog.
All about the hell mobile with blood, sweat, and Bob Morley.
A critique of low-budget lunacy, or how I learned to stop worrying and love the jade zombies.
A sssslithering mess of snakes, stars, and silliness.
The real horror is how forgettable it is.
Killer laughs, campy chaos, and a ghostly prom queen’s wrath.
A sequel to Streets of Fire? More like the road to hell indeed.
A dull, brainless gorefest where the characters are dumber than the script.
A snowbound horror misstep with brainless victims, bland gore, and zero chills to thrill.