Mary Had a Little Lamb (2023)
Good lord, are no fairy tales safe from these people?
Category:Film Reviews
Thanksgiving (2023)
The only thing that kills me here is how hot Patrick Dempsey is.
The Puppetman (2023)
This is a surprisingly decent film!
Dreamkatcher (2020)
This one doesn’t try too hard to stand out from the rest of the generic creepy house movies out there.
All Fun and Games (2023)
The scariest thing here is how Asa Butterfield is getting old very quickly before my eyes.
The Astral Woods (2023)
For a movie with a time-traveling Walkman ghost, this one is inexplicably boring from start to finish.
The Devil Below (2021)
Townsfolk don’t seem to last long in rural areas, do they?
Meg 2: The Trench (2023)
The quality of Jason Statham’s movies is in direct proportion to the amount of flesh he shows. Spoiler: there is barely any here.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)
James Gunn’s swan song with the MCU is alright, but it seems to lack something.
The Tank (2023)
This one has a generic title, but it’s a solid, scary monster show worth a look.