What Josiah Saw (2021)
The most frightening thing here is the effect of Nick Stahl’s years of substance abuse on his former purty face.
Category:Film Reviews
Polar (2019)
A movie with a kick-ass bloke shouldn’t be this geriatric in nature.
Freeze (2022)
Wait, do the Deep Ones live in the Arctic?
Cooties (2014)
Frodo versus kiddie zombies! Still much better than The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power.
Deadly Illusions (2021)
One extra oogie for Dermot Mulroney’s, or maybe his body double’s, bare butt.
Bring It On: Cheer or Die (2022)
Wait, it’s now a slasher film? I’m intrigued… and regret my decision to watch pretty quickly.
Puppet Master: Doktor Death (2022)
Full Moon Features needs something to pad its streaming slots, so why not. Audience’s brain cells are acceptable collateral damage.
The Devil Conspiracy (2022)
This is a bad movie that hurts so good.
Significant Other (2022)
The movie is one big mope that does the adorable lead male character dirty.
The Long Night (2022)
This movie embodies the phrase “interminable bore”.