Vampire Virus (2020)
This is a CW drama hiding behind a misleadingly scary poster.
Category:Film Reviews
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)
LOL, here’s a great way to start the new phase of the MCU. Flop!
Two Sinners and a Mule (2023)
At the rate I am suffering for Cam Gigandet, he has better marry me, that SOB.
The Hit List (2011)
Cuba Gooding Jr doesn’t bare his rear end here, boo, but he’s still the best thing in this movie.
What Josiah Saw (2021)
The most frightening thing here is the effect of Nick Stahl’s years of substance abuse on his former purty face.
Polar (2019)
A movie with a kick-ass bloke shouldn’t be this geriatric in nature.
Freeze (2022)
Wait, do the Deep Ones live in the Arctic?
Cooties (2014)
Frodo versus kiddie zombies! Still much better than The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power.
Deadly Illusions (2021)
One extra oogie for Dermot Mulroney’s, or maybe his body double’s, bare butt.
Bring It On: Cheer or Die (2022)
Wait, it’s now a slasher film? I’m intrigued… and regret my decision to watch pretty quickly.