Eli (2019)
Were not for the main cast, this one would have been a forgettable jump scare snooze festival.
Category:Film Reviews
John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)
I never imagined I would say this, but John Wick is slowly outstaying his welcome.
Scream VI (2023)
Wait, didn’t I just sit through the same crap just a few months ago?
Werewolf Cabal (2022)
That this thing exists is proof that evil is real and alive in our world.
Simulant (2023)
This is a super slow Blade Runner-wannabe, so thank god for Robbie Amell’s dinner plate-sized nips.
Evil Dead Rise (2023)
It’s been 10 years since the last attempt to reboot this franchise, so they decide to try it again.
Vampire Virus (2020)
This is a CW drama hiding behind a misleadingly scary poster.
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (2023)
LOL, here’s a great way to start the new phase of the MCU. Flop!
Two Sinners and a Mule (2023)
At the rate I am suffering for Cam Gigandet, he has better marry me, that SOB.
The Hit List (2011)
Cuba Gooding Jr doesn’t bare his rear end here, boo, but he’s still the best thing in this movie.