The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
This is vile, and no, I’m not talking about the Leatherface’s antics.
Category:Film Reviews
The Last Samurai (2003)
Thank god for white guys that save us Asians by telling us how to do things right!
The Haunted Mansion (2003)
This is a joyless advertisement for a theme park, rather than a horror flick in its own right.
Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003)
Let’s go to sea with these well-dressed gentlemen of the navy!
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
Now this is a disappointing, draggy way to end a trilogy.
The Brotherhood (2001)
Damn it, where is the gay porn? Oogies deducted on principle!
Dreamcatcher (2003)
What happened to Lawrence Kasdan and William Goldman? Old-age dementia?
Under the Tuscan Sun (2003)
Why do so many divorced woman dramas have to be this banal?
Laurel Canyon (2002)
Another story of rich white people and their first world problems. Who cares about which of these bores is sleeping with whom?
My Boss’s Daughter (2003)
Ashton Kutcher is the worst.
