Decoys (2004)
Even Canada wants in on B-grade exploitative fun.
Category:Film Reviews
Vampire Clan (2002)
A messy movie with a hot. hot lead male character. Hmm.
Along Came Polly (2004)
The kind of humor here doesn’t really fit the whole thing. Awkward.
Looney Tunes: Back in Action (2003)
Half cartoon, half live action, half baked.
Harry + Max (2003)
How can be a movie about incestuous brothers be this dull? They should have just made a movie off a random boyband slash fic.
Paycheck (2003)
Even big names need a paycheck for minimal wage sometimes.
Something’s Gotta Give (2003)
This movie claims to break the ageist barrier, but the story is the same: woman falls for asshole, gets humiliated, but it’s love, the end.
Thirteen (2003)
Teenage girls are such pain in the ass.
Love Actually (2003)
This is a feel good, slushy relationship comedy that works best around Christmas. Outside that time, it can be cloying as hell.
Big Fish (2003)
Sick and tired of your selfish, narcissist drama queen parent? You are such an ass, this movie will tell you. Those parents are the best!
