Butcher Boys (2012)
Claiming to be a satire or parody isn’t going to make this one good.
Category:Film Reviews
Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom (2023)
The Snyderverse finally comes to a sputtering and embarrassing end.
The Marvels (2023)
The funniest thing about this stale old, same old present-day MCU schlock is its box office numbers.
The Piper (2023)
Wait, this isn’t the version of the film I was looking for…
Carnifex (2022)
There’s a monster in the Australian woods… well, for maybe ten minutes total anyway.
The Sacrifice Game (2023)
Time and brain cells are the real sacrifices one must make for watching this thing.
Suitable Flesh (2023)
The kid from those The Babysitter movies is all grown up and ready to Lovecraft.
Bad CGI Gator (2023)
This movie is dumb and bad, and it owns it, so I guess that makes it kind of cute.
Mary Had a Little Lamb (2023)
Good lord, are no fairy tales safe from these people?
Thanksgiving (2023)
The only thing that kills me here is how hot Patrick Dempsey is.