Older Gods (2023)
Oh, this is like a Cthulhu unicorn! Do you know how rare is it to find a halfway decent, much less good, cosmic horror film?
Category:Film Reviews
Tau (2018)
We should put Ed Skrein in a white shirt and suit every day of the year. Pants optional, preferably sans.
Alien Invasion: S.U.M.1 (2017)
Oh, the awful things that happen when people try to be more clever than they are.
Don’t Fuck in the Woods 2 (2022)
This is far better than the sequel, but it’s still not good enough.
Don’t Fuck in the Woods (2016)
Don’t watch this thing unless you like to see ugly naked people.
Black Adam (2022)
The story of how the Rock killed DCEU is more interesting than this generic cape schlock.
The Last Voyage of the Demeter (2023)
Here’s another Dracula movie that doesn’t do much to make things less predictable.
The Lair (2022)
Neil Marshall tries, but the result is a dime store rehash of Dog Soldiers meets The Descent.
The Cellar (2022)
Another haunted house movie with annoying kids and a skeptical hubby. Yay!
The Gates (2023)
The cast is solid, the characters are interesting, but my god, the movie is so freaking dull.
