Mother of Tears (2007)
A lackluster finale, Mother of Tears stumbles where Dario Argento’s classics soared.
Category:Film Reviews
Tales of an Ancient Empire (2010)
Green screens, yellow lighting, and a plot that ends mid-sputter… what could go wrong?
Sleepwalkers (1992)
Plot? Who needs one when you have incestuous cat monsters?
Day 13 (2020)
Babysitting meets satanic panic in this tepid teen thriller.
90210 Shark Attack (2014)
A cinematic disaster that’s neither shark nor attack, just dead in the water.
Birder (2023)
A fowl play in more ways than one.
Mothman (2010)
Urban legends meet bad CGI in a beautiful disaster of Syfy proportions.
Unveiling: The Horse Demon (2019)
Only for fans of the lead actor’s shirtless body, and even then, why not just go look at a picture.
Angels Fallen (2020)
Yes, it has fallen and it sure can’t get up.
Criminal Intent (2005)
Where legal drama meets lip filler, and hotness objects to inadequate hot male shirtlessness.