
Anaconda (2024)
Believe it or not, this is an actual Anaconda sequel, just made in China.

Believe it or not, this is an actual Anaconda sequel, just made in China.
Oh goody, here’s another movie about city morons running to their deaths in the wilderness.
Who would have thought that a movie like this would be so awwww-cute?
Poor Cthulhu. He can’t catch a break from pesky unwanted guests to his watery abode.
What a waste. With some tweaks, this one could have been awesome.
We should send more obnoxious influencers into haunted houses!
It is hard to make a scary movie about a pool when you can just don’t use it.
Another reason not to trust Big Pharma!
Here’s a nice way to enjoy some senseless gore and violence!
What could have been a fun horror comedy is ruined by the plank of a lead actor.