X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009)
Well, at least I get to see Hugh Jackman’s butt.
Category:Film Reviews
Star Trek (2009)
Wait, is this a Star Trek film or a Star Wars fan film?
All the Boys Love Mandy Lane (2006)
This long delayed movie finally sees the light of day, and while it has its share of problems, it’s also quite watchable.
Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach (2009)
Aside from some nice man buns shortly on display, there are not many reasons to watch this unfunny thing.
Friday the 13th (2009)
Poor Jason. All he wants to do is to cleanse the world of idiot teens, and he can never fully succeed.
Trick ’r Treat (2008)
All I want for Halloween this year is Sam.
Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)
This is a prequel about things that are already known if you have watched the first movie in the franchise.
Trailer Park of Terror (2008)
Delicious gory, fun, and wicked. What are you waiting for?
Twilight (2008)
The movie adaptation of that book commits the worst crime ever: it is lethally boring.
Snakes on a Train (2006)
Oh god. Just don’t watch this, people. Just don’t.
