Killer Movie (2008)
Well, this low budget slasher comedy is not too bad. Could be better, but it’s adequate.
Category:Film Reviews
Ninja (2009)
Ooh, an old-school beat-em-up movie straight out of the 1980s. Cool.
The Prophecy: Uprising (2005)
I love this one, and I never saw it coming at all. Fabulous!
Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief (2010)
Ugh, this is so stupid but ssh, don’t tell anyone it’s not too bad either.
Jennifer’s Body (2009)
Can Diablo Cody pack up and go home now?
Shutter Island (2010)
This is a creepy, chilling “twist” movie. A bit unfortunate that I correctly saw the twist coming pretty early, but still, it’s worth a look.
The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus (2009)
More fanciful than anything else, this one benefits a lot from the hype generated by its leading actor’s death.
Legion (2010)
We have a cool guy trying very hard to save a bunch of idiots. How sad.
Avatar (2009)
Talk about a bloated, overrated turd. I suppose the scenery is nice, but don’t we have documentaries for that kind of thing?
Ninja Assassin (2009)
This one is more try-hard than cool, so it won’t be slaying anyone anytime soon.
