Abduction (2011)
Cast a guy more well known for his shirtless scenes, and then have him “act” with his clothes on. The result is just as you’d expect.
Category:Film Reviews
Immortals (2011)
Oh god, everyone involved in this putrid mess has better have a strong word with his or her agent.
Pornography: A Thriller (2009)
Bore-nography.
Pig Hunt (2008)
The man-eating pig is so cute in this bizarre comedy-horror thing.
Animals (2008)
At least the cast looks easy on the eyes, I suppose. No other reason to waste time on this dud.
The River Murders (2011)
This is a late night cable filler show passed off as a movie.
Fright Night (2011)
They remade a classic, and make it even more annoying than the original. Impressive.
Final Destination 5 (2011)
This one is shockingly alright, believe it or not, especially following the dire movie that came before it.
Conan the Barbarian (2011)
Came in expecting the worst, and turns out that it’s actually… okay.
Quarantine 2: Terminal (2011)
Ah yes, the obligatory unnecessary sequel to a successful horror flick.