Into the Lion’s Den (2011)
No, really, don’t waste your time on this crap.
No, really, don’t waste your time on this crap.
This is one sodden mess of a movie that doesn’t seem to know how to tell me a coherent story.
It’s a cliché, but true in this context: watch the original, or listen to the soundtrack – both are much better than this movie adaptation.
This is almost a great movie. Sure it has zombies, but it also has heart and soul.
A shark movie that puts me to sleep. How nice.
Oh look at all the washed-up has-beens in one movie!
Now this is an interesting, if flawed, vampire movie.
This one is so stupefying dull, it’s amazing how one manages to stay awake to the end.
Man-eating sheep are coming to kill everyone in New Zealand. How adorable.
Fight, fight, fiiiiiiight!