Road Train (2010)
All about the hell mobile with blood, sweat, and Bob Morley.
Category:Film Reviews
Raw Force (1982)
A critique of low-budget lunacy, or how I learned to stop worrying and love the jade zombies.
Python (2000)
A sssslithering mess of snakes, stars, and silliness.
Ghosts of Mars (2001)
The real horror is how forgettable it is.
Prom Night III: The Last Kiss (1990)
Killer laughs, campy chaos, and a ghostly prom queen’s wrath.
Road to Hell (2008)
A sequel to Streets of Fire? More like the road to hell indeed.
Wrong Turn 5: Bloodlines (2012)
A dull, brainless gorefest where the characters are dumber than the script.
Wrong Turn 4: Bloody Beginnings (2011)
A snowbound horror misstep with brainless victims, bland gore, and zero chills to thrill.
Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009)
Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead signals the franchise’s plunge into pure, unwatchable chaos.
Dèmoni 2 (1986)
A rehashed script, neon-lit chaos, and recycled gore—this is déjà vu in a high-rise.