The Astral Woods (2023)
For a movie with a time-traveling Walkman ghost, this one is inexplicably boring from start to finish.
Category:Film Reviews
The Devil Below (2021)
Townsfolk don’t seem to last long in rural areas, do they?
Meg 2: The Trench (2023)
The quality of Jason Statham’s movies is in direct proportion to the amount of flesh he shows. Spoiler: there is barely any here.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (2023)
James Gunn’s swan song with the MCU is alright, but it seems to lack something.
The Tank (2023)
This one has a generic title, but it’s a solid, scary monster show worth a look.
She Came From the Woods (2022)
So many child actors here, but it is the adult characters that are the obnoxious ones.
Slotherhouse (2023)
The movie has an interesting gimmick only to ends up being boring and dumb.
Die’ced (2023)
This one wants so bad to be like Terrifier, but it’s more of a terrifyingly bad wannabe.
Blue Beetle (2023)
You know there’s trouble when the only pre-release hype for this thing is “Latin representation”.
The Flash (2023)
This flop of hilariously awful proportions is… dare I say it? It’s actually not bad.
