Pet Sematary: Bloodlines (2023)
Someone buried the franchise in the pet cemetery and this thing is the result.
Category:Genre: Horror & Monster
The Pope’s Exorcist (2023)
We already have The Exorcist at home, dear.
A Classic Horror Story (2021)
This is a decent slasher flick that does its best to remind me of the true classics.
Splinter (2008)
It pokes you and turns you into a monster that no one can really see clearly. Lame.
From Dusk Till Dawn 3: The Hangman’s Daughter (1999)
This thing can hang itself because it’s terminally awful.
A Werewolf in England (2020)
Okay, so there’s a pretty hot naked guy here, but the most part, bite me.
No One Will Save You (2023)
This is one of the most entertaining scary-funny alien invasion movies I’ve seen in a while.
Older Gods (2023)
Oh, this is like a Cthulhu unicorn! Do you know how rare is it to find a halfway decent, much less good, cosmic horror film?
Don’t Fuck in the Woods 2 (2022)
This is far better than the sequel, but it’s still not good enough.
Don’t Fuck in the Woods (2016)
Don’t watch this thing unless you like to see ugly naked people.
