Blade: Trinity (2004)
Oh dear, Blade with a bunch of mini-Buffy posse? It won’t turn out well…

Oh dear, Blade with a bunch of mini-Buffy posse? It won’t turn out well…

This psychological horror film is kind of overrated, isn’t it?

Sure, this isn’t a great movie by any stretch, but it’s still a hokey kind of good fun.

Now we enter a more conventional cartoon zombie apocalypse movie.

The valiant cast tries to distract everyone from how the movie is simply a silly twaddle.

As it turns out, it’s easier that I thought, flunking what seems like a no-brainer fun crossover of two fun franchises.

Big Brother meets torture porn and the result is… boredom?

Sometimes bigger is not better, as this bloated movie demonstrates.

There’s a killer condom on the loose, or maybe a whole box of them, so watch out, guys..

Even Canada wants in on B-grade exploitative fun.
