Rites of Passage (2012)
Oh look at all the washed-up has-beens in one movie!
Oh look at all the washed-up has-beens in one movie!
Now this is an interesting, if flawed, vampire movie.
Man-eating sheep are coming to kill everyone in New Zealand. How adorable.
Seems like they have run out of ideas and money…
This pointless sequels up the nonsensical factor and downgrades itself in the process.
This is a pleasant surprise: it’s both emotional and suspenseful in a tiny little indie package.
The man-eating pig is so cute in this bizarre comedy-horror thing.
At least the cast looks easy on the eyes, I suppose. No other reason to waste time on this dud.
They remade a classic, and make it even more annoying than the original. Impressive.
This one is shockingly alright, believe it or not, especially following the dire movie that came before it.