The Sand (2015)
Don’t walk on the beach! Okay, this is no Jaws, not even close, but still, Dean Geyer’s shirtless all the time!
Category:Genre: Horror & Monster
The Rezort (2015)
It’s Jurassic World meets The Walking Dead, and I am walking off.
Frat House Massacre (2008)
I don’t know which is more terrifying: the disco dancing, the acting, or the fact that I am entertained by it all.
Evil Dead (2013)
The real evil is that the people behind the original Evil Dead actually wanted this to happen.
Land of the Dead (2005)
If this one had been anything but a zombie movie, it’d have been grand. Or, at the very least, it’d make more sense.
The Breed (2006)
As plots go, killer dogs killing people is probably a bit better than sharks in a tornado.
Inbred (2011)
Good lord, even the English countryside is not safe from redneck psychopaths.
A Little Bit Zombie (2012)
This won’t be the best zombie movie ever, but it’s pretty funny and probably worth a peek.
Crimson Peak (2015)
Loki gets married and introduces the wife to his creepy, deranged sister. I give the marriage two weeks.
The Forest (2016)
These woods are where brain cells go to die.