Alien: Covenant (2017)
Is it just me or are the humans getting dumber with each new Alien movie?

Is it just me or are the humans getting dumber with each new Alien movie?

Way to go in crapping on the Alien franchise with this badly-strung tale of space idiocy.

How on earth did Danny Trejo end up in this thing? Did he need money that bad?

It’s official: Luke Evans is born to play sexy, deranged psychopaths.

The most terrifying thing about this dud is how much of a failure it is as a horror movie.

This one is almost a good video nasty kind of movie. Almost – too bad much of it is botched execution.

Say bye bye to fun and joy when you sit down to watch this one.

Neither scary nor thought-provoking, this bumbling sci-fi flick fails to give me excitement, much less life.

Take some Predators-style drama, add a giant gorilla, and stir in liberal doses of violence and voila!

While lacking much polish, this creepy space caper ends up making things work in unexpectedly moving ways.
