No One Lives (2012)
It’s official: Luke Evans is born to play sexy, deranged psychopaths.

It’s official: Luke Evans is born to play sexy, deranged psychopaths.

The most terrifying thing about this dud is how much of a failure it is as a horror movie.

This one is almost a good video nasty kind of movie. Almost – too bad much of it is botched execution.

Say bye bye to fun and joy when you sit down to watch this one.

Neither scary nor thought-provoking, this bumbling sci-fi flick fails to give me excitement, much less life.

Take some Predators-style drama, add a giant gorilla, and stir in liberal doses of violence and voila!

While lacking much polish, this creepy space caper ends up making things work in unexpectedly moving ways.

A bad man forces two jerks to stay in a house… and stay there… and stay… stay… stay… Oh god, what’s on the other channel?

Samara is so twenty years ago. Why bother beating that dead horse again?

Bye forever, Alice! I was so ready to say goodbye for a while now, anyway.
