Prince of Darkness (1987)
A big cylinder full of Satan goo is going to end all existence!
Category:Genre: Horror & Monster
The Thing (1982)
The thing is long, throbbing, warm, and oozing… definitely one for the history books.
Winnie-the-Pooh: Blood and Honey 2 (2024)
It’s not exactly a good movie, but it’s a massive improvement over the previous entry!
Tarot (2024)
I pull a reversed the Sun card for this thing.
Sous la Seine (2024)
This one is pretty dumb, but it’s likely more entertaining than the actual Olympics this year!
The Seventh Day (2021)
Guy Pearce as a hot priest? Sold!
Frogman (2023)
I can’t see why the Frogman doesn’t want to be found in this over-hyped, under-tuned film.
Immaculate (2024)
Pious virginal women, don’t ever emigrate to Italy!
Dracula III: Legacy (2005)
Oh my god, they have a cool main character, and proceed to ruin everything with imbeciles running wild everywhere.
Dracula II: Ascension (2003)
Ooh, a rather obscure sequel to a movie not many people watched…
