The Vatican Tapes (2015)
Go watch The Omen or something – it’d be much better than this dreary waste of time.
Go watch The Omen or something – it’d be much better than this dreary waste of time.
Well, at least the cast members are so pretty to look at.
Gratuitous sex scenes and disgusting gore in a low-budget crap flick. That’s… quite cool, actually.
It’s everything a straight-to-video horror movie usually is – no surprises, really.
If you have seen any of the previous movies, this one is going to feel very familiar.
This movie is so sexist, creepy, plot-free, crap, disgustingly exploitative, misogynist… it’s actually amazing.
It’s not scary or entertaining, no matter how loud they make the sound effects.
Stripper zombie women vs four people. Now that’s a party.
The hottest guy is supposed to be the loser nobody likes in this derivative flick. Okay.
Yes, this is a movie in which Osama bin Laden is a zombie that has to be killed. Really!