Category:Genre: Horror & Monster

A Quiet Place (2018)

This is half a solid horror movie, until you think about what you have seen and it completely falls apart.

Poor Andrew Yong, he’s going to be so traumatized after this second encounter with the titular character.

This is a truly WTF kind of movie. Is there any point to it at all?

JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! Everyone having fun yet? JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE! JUMP SCARE!

Nothing much to see here, just annoying people running around like headless chicken.

Really, it’s better to poke pins in your own scalp than to sit through even a second of this horrendously cheap and painfully put together flick.

Back in the old days, Marvel movies can be quite… a thing.

While this one is technically a slasher movie, it manages to be a teen romance, a coming of age tale, and then some. Really!

This is what you get when directors start thinking too highly of their mediocrity.

Why do these people keep remaking Stephen King’s books into movies? Can we just accept that his works are not meant for the visual medium?