Pool Party Massacre (2017)
Don’t be fooled by the movie poster: this one is a straight-up slasher movie. Not a good one, but hey, look, T&A!
Category:Genre: Horror & Monster
Get Out (2017)
White people want badly to be black people that they go through great lengths to do so… wait, what?
Suspiria (2018)
Fear the dancing, colourful, wrinkled elderly vagina!
The Autopsy of Jane Doe (2016)
If you want to discourage someone from working in a morgue, let them watch this one.
The Prodigy (2019)
This Canadian production ends up being a two-bit The Omen wannabe. Oh, Canada.
Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)
The art scene is a pretentious carnival of suck, so let’s liven it up with some paranormal homicide.
Plague (2015)
Australians apparently lose their minds during a zombie apocalypse, inflicting great pain on the audience in the process.
Happy Death Day 2U (2019)
It should be illegal to have a rehashed sequel released so close to the previous movie.
Apostle (2018)
This would have been so good if they had cast a different bloke to play that tortured leading male character.
Annihilation (2018)
Look, people, it’s ladies-doing-Aliens, so it must be woke, girl power, smash toxic white masculinity, et cetera, and hence good. Right? Well…