Rosario (2025)
Boo! Except, not in a good way.

Boo! Except, not in a good way.

Dumb waiter, going down!

How to waste a perfectly good moor.

It wants to be deep and different, except it isn’t really.

A Stephen King adaptation that doesn’t embarrass itself that much? Must be a good day.

Here’s one of the TikTok Explainer Industrial Complex’s favorite movies of 2024.

Same old dead meat, different day.

Bless the folks behind this movie, they really tried.

The dinosaurs won’t die, and neither will this franchise, sigh.

Two horror legends phone in while Harvey Keitel makes it weirdly hot.
