The Block Island Sound (2020)
Block Island is real, and this movie is telling everyone to stay away from there, ooh.
Category:Genre: Horror & Monster
Demonic (2021)
Neill Blomkamp’s triumphant return is a terrific sleeping aid. Even the jump scares fail to keep one awake.
The Superdeep (2020)
Body horror financed entirely in Russian currency, for better or worse. Mostly worse.
Itsy Bitsy (2019)
This is why you don’t buy spider eggs to show off in your house.
The Legacy (1978)
Crap movie, but oh my oh, that magical rear end on display. Now that’s what I call a legacy!
Spring (2014)
Ooh, another American going to Europe to find a hot local to shag. Oh, with some lame horror stuff thrown in.
Pickaxe (2014)
Yes, this one is as fun as the tool in the title hitting me between my eyes.
The Deep Ones (2020)
This embarrassing thing should have been buried deep under.
Intersect (2020)
I think they forgot this was supposed to be a horror film and did a boring Lifetime-tier soap opera instead.
Werewolves Within (2021)
For a werewolf flick, the beast is hardly in it!