Clownado (2019)
What starts out like a fun movie soon turns into a boring chore.
What starts out like a fun movie soon turns into a boring chore.
While this one is bad, it sadly never becomes so bad that it’s so good.
So, I finally watched this thing, and I’m underwhelmed by it.
Weird things happen in a beach town, and I don’t give a rat’s rear end.
Well, the two series have been stomach-churning bad thus far, so this crossover have nowhere to go but up.
Cheap can be beautiful, but this one is more like a knock-off of a designer label.
This one would have put me to sleep if that child actor would just stop screaming. God.
Even Viggo Mortensen in white briefs can’t save this movie.
Why on earth did they force this one to become a horror movie again?
Believe it or not, this isn’t a pornographic film.