The Shrine (2010)
The number of horror stories will be halved if people would just leave things be.

The number of horror stories will be halved if people would just leave things be.

Thomas Jane continues to flush his career down the toilet.

This is a satire of… people that think they are good at satires, perhaps?

Aww, it could have been a fun bad movie, but then it drops the ball.

An otherwise enjoyable slasher film is ruined by a heroine that is just sort of there.

Never rent anything from creepy old people, as the folks in this movie learn the hard way.

Now I’ve got nothing to find, and I’ve got nothing to lose but you. And it’s glorious…

More story, and more importantly, more senseless gore and violence.

This thing is so bad that it makes those YouTube fan films look like high art in comparison.

Who knew the director-cum-screenwriter is an acolyte of Rian “Subvert All Expectations” Johnson!
