Allegoria (2022)
The best thing about this failed attempt at whatever it is is that we have something going around offing pretentious knobs.

The best thing about this failed attempt at whatever it is is that we have something going around offing pretentious knobs.

Ooh, I didn’t know Jonathan Rhys Meyer can play the psycho killer sort well!

China’s love affair with monster snakes can be horrible and embarrassing to behold.

This movie is a remake of the director’s own movie, and he couldn’t even make it any more coherent?

Don’t be fooled like I was by the poster: this is another movie about the evils of oil and what not.

Were not for the main cast, this one would have been a forgettable jump scare snooze festival.

Wait, didn’t I just sit through the same crap just a few months ago?

That this thing exists is proof that evil is real and alive in our world.

It’s been 10 years since the last attempt to reboot this franchise, so they decide to try it again.

This is a CW drama hiding behind a misleadingly scary poster.
