The Cellar (2022)
Another haunted house movie with annoying kids and a skeptical hubby. Yay!

Another haunted house movie with annoying kids and a skeptical hubby. Yay!

The cast is solid, the characters are interesting, but my god, the movie is so freaking dull.

Even Norway is not free of tired, played-out werewolf tropes!

The best thing about this failed attempt at whatever it is is that we have something going around offing pretentious knobs.

Ooh, I didn’t know Jonathan Rhys Meyer can play the psycho killer sort well!

China’s love affair with monster snakes can be horrible and embarrassing to behold.

This movie is a remake of the director’s own movie, and he couldn’t even make it any more coherent?

Don’t be fooled like I was by the poster: this is another movie about the evils of oil and what not.

Were not for the main cast, this one would have been a forgettable jump scare snooze festival.

Wait, didn’t I just sit through the same crap just a few months ago?
