Five Feet Apart (2019)
The fault in our lungs.
Category:Genre: Drama
Ad Astra (2019)
Ooh, a two-hour montage of Brad Pitt looking all angst-pretty under flattering hues!
Once Upon a Time in Hollywood (2019)
Quentin Tarantino touches himself excitedly while directing this eye-rolling self-congratulatory waste of almost three hours.
State Like Sleep (2018)
This is a lovely Lifetime movie masquerading as something more arty-farty.
The Lion King (2019)
I could have died from embarrassment and cringe overload while watching this.
Pompeii (2014)
Volcano explodes, people die, and I yawn.
The Last Straight Man (2014)
Two men take one day out of a year to indulge in man-on-man-loving. What can go wrong?
From Beginning to End (2009)
This is brotherly love – and it’s exactly what you are thinking – in ballet-gobbledygook-whatever form.
A Star Is Born (2018)
Lady Gaga and Rocket Raccoon are getting it on, but seriously kids, don’t drink so much.
First Man (2018)
Box office poison Ryan Gosling is back to put those Eeyore eyes to good use: adding one more bomb to his CV.
