Harry & Meghan: Escaping the Palace (2021)
On the bright side, this is far less embarrassing that whatever real life fake drama those two are raising.

On the bright side, this is far less embarrassing that whatever real life fake drama those two are raising.

Pretty men, pretty scenery, pretty traveling… so, so pretty.

Come for the pee-pees, fast forward to the pee-pees.

This movie suffers from Stage IV meh-lanoma and oh-so-blah-coma.

Teddypig’s mood: forget this.

Well, Teddypig appreciates the bared pretty man-flesh and the long, dangling… ahem. So that’s good, right?

It’s a gay film with straight sex scenes, bewildering Southern accents, and very little gay element. Teddypig’s mood: gaybaited.

Oh boy! Flabby pale gay guys having drunken sex!

Teddypig really doesn’t buy the idea that a bloke will willingly commit to a sex-free long-term relationship.

Well, I’ll show this thing the door alright.
