En la Gama de los Grises (2015)
Come for the pee-pees, fast forward to the pee-pees.
Category:Genre: Drama
Clouds (2020)
This movie suffers from Stage IV meh-lanoma and oh-so-blah-coma.
Gone, but Not Forgotten (2003)
Teddypig’s mood: forget this.
Grand école (2004)
Well, Teddypig appreciates the bared pretty man-flesh and the long, dangling… ahem. So that’s good, right?
Red Dirt (2000)
It’s a gay film with straight sex scenes, bewildering Southern accents, and very little gay element. Teddypig’s mood: gaybaited.
Love Is the Devil: Study for a Portrait of Francis Bacon (1998)
Oh boy! Flabby pale gay guys having drunken sex!
Maurice (1987)
Teddypig really doesn’t buy the idea that a bloke will willingly commit to a sex-free long-term relationship.
Doors (2021)
Well, I’ll show this thing the door alright.
Music (2021)
Sia thought she would be given a Nobel prize for saving autistic people with this movie, only to throw a fit when people tell her how bad it is.
Dirty Dancing (2017)
Why cast people that can’t dance or act in a romantic musical?
