Moulin Rouge (2001)
This sensory overload of a movie has better music and hype than it has a story.

This sensory overload of a movie has better music and hype than it has a story.

Interracial romance is so stereotypical and bland, if this one is anything to go by.

Here’s a movie for pretentious twats to enjoy.

Beautiful women must be punished for making men feel all horny and such. Stone them!

Keanu Reeves as a leading man in a romantic tearjerker. That goes down as well as you’d think.

This quiet, intimate, yet emotionally haunting drama will get under your skin.

This heartbreaking, fascinating drama celebrates as much as it deconstructs the many facets of femininity.

This movie hurts to watch, and Joaquin Phoenix is so pretty.

Cancer, dancing, girls full of angst… yes, this one will fit perfectly in Hallmark’s rotation.

Ah yes, the always reliable magic Negro to save the day!
